Life finds a way

Just my luck, no ice. Just my luck, no ice. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. Yes, Yes, without the oops! We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

I was part of something special. I was part of something special. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. You really think you can fly that thing? Checkmate… You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?

Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.

Three eyed Ravens

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. Just my luck, no ice. Must go faster. What do they got in there? King Kong? You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck.

You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Life finds a way.

You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. What do they got in there? King Kong? So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Life finds a way. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!

Just my luck, no ice. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.

Musings of a madman

Here’s some more text, let’s just start typing random words about udon noodles, donkeys and the trials and tribulations of a man in a mid life crisis. Does everything have to be so frustrating or is acceptance of any situation the key to a stress free life? Tune in next week to find out more. Hopefully by then we will have figured out how to type in our sleep and double productivity.

Sometimes the easiest thing is to say nothing at all. Sometimes you want to grab the world by the throat and scream blue murder. Sometimes you just want to open the fridge and climb in and go to sleep forever.

Run, climb, scream, shout, life, die, laugh, cry. These are the options available to us at any minute but do we ever have the courage to break free from the situations that cause us the most pain?

Welcome to the Larder

Hi Jean. This is Gareth just typing at random. I need to have a test blog post to play with so that I can format it and hopefully make it all a little bit more visually appealing. I went for a run today. It was exceptionally warm. I decided to take my little runners backpack with me that has a water bladder which i filled with ice cubes before putting the water in, that may have saved my life you know. I ran from Eddlewood to Quarter then down Sunnyside road and entered the Chatelhearault estate from the most wonderfully green tunnel made from arching trees. The smell of wild garlic is a delight for the nose and the Bluebell carpet is in full effect. Beauty at every turn. I had however, ran a 10k on Monday and as I’m still getting used to being active again I should maybe have waited another day before attempting a run. But I didn’t. I ran another 10k. I decided that instead of running from the main house back up towards Larkhall and Quarter I should just leave the estate by the main entrance at Fernegair and head back to Hamilton that way. I hit my 10k target just before the Avonbridge hotel so I had a lovely walk up through a beautifully sunny Silvertonhill, then through the woods I used to play in as a child, which I then exited yards from my house. I suppose I can force some restraint upon myself and stick to walks for the next couple of days before I throw myself into another attempt at 10k or longer. I am determined to increase my distance by hook or by crook. Let’s try adding in a wee picture.

Just another day in a snowy alpine paradise

And so, the picture thing is quite easy to do. If you see a little plus to the right after hitting return you can choose to add an image. I reckon it will be easier for you to log into the browser on your phone to do blog posts and type them from there, it should be simple enough for you to upload images into a post like this directly from your phones camera roll. This will also have the added bonus of you not having to email yourself images to your laptop. That Should do it for now.